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You know the one. That glorious lifeline of chaos, memes, “What do I do with this rash?” photos, and 37 unread messages you ignore until bedtime.
Every mom group chat has its MVPs and trust me, you play a very specific role in yours. But which one are you? Let’s find out!
Grab a lukewarm coffee, hide in the pantry for 5 minutes, and take this very scientific quiz:
1. It’s 6:00 a.m. and someone drops a “My kid was up all night” text. You:
A) Respond with, “Ugh, same. Send coffee. Or tequila.”
B) Immediately share a sleep chart you found on Pinterest last week.
C) Already posted a TikTok of your toddler climbing the fridge at 5 a.m.
D) Send a string of heart emojis and “You’ve got this, Mama!”
2. Someone shares a meltdown story. Your reply is:
A) “OMG SAME. Mine threw a fit because her banana was too… banana-y.”
B) “Actually, tantrums peak at age 3.4. Totally normal!”
C) Meme dump: crying Kim K, a dumpster fire gif, and a dancing baby.
D) “Poor baby (and mama). Sending hugs. Do you want me to drop off a coffee?”
3. What’s your go-to group chat contribution?
A) Vent sessions and real talk.
B) Helpful articles and life hacks.
C) Pure chaos. You bring the LOLs.
D) Encouragement and virtual hugs.
4. When the chat gets silent for a few hours, you:
A) Panic and send “Is everyone alive??”
B) Assume everyone is meal prepping and respond with “Meal prep inspo!”
C) Break the silence with a photo of your toddler in underwear and rain boots.
D) Drop in to say, “Hey mamas, just thinking of you 💕”
5. Let’s talk emojis. You mostly use:
A) 😩☕🤪
B) ✅📌📚
C) 🤡🔥🤣
D) 💕✨🌸
RESULTS TIME!
(Count how many A’s, B’s, C’s, or D’s you got!)
Mostly A’s – The “Too Tired for Filters” Friend
You are raw, real, and wildly relatable. You keep it 100% honest, even when your kid is licking the floor of Target. Everyone breathes easier because you remind them it’s okay not to have it all together. You are the group’s emotional support goblin. Never change.
Mostly B’s – The “Mom With a Spreadsheet” Friend
You have the answers, the links, and probably a printable chore chart ready to go. When someone panics about potty training, you’re already three steps ahead. Your Type-A tendencies are a blessing — especially to the rest of us flying by the seat of our yoga pants.
Mostly C’s – The “Comic Relief” Friend
Your GIF game is strong, and your voice notes are comedy gold. You remind the crew that if we don’t laugh, we cry. You’re the reason we all have that one group chat we don’t mute. Keep the chaos coming, queen.
Mostly D’s – The “Mom Cheerleader” Friend
Your replies are sunshine and serotonin. You’re the “You’re doing amazing, sweetie” energy we all need after a long day of sticky fingers and public tantrums. Thank you for seeing the best in us, even when we can’t find matching socks.
Final Thoughts:
Whatever kind of mom friend you are — the real one, the funny one, the organized one, the kind one — you’re exactly what your squad needs. Group chats wouldn’t survive without your flavor of magic. 💬💕
Now go ahead and share your result in your mom group chat. Then watch as the chaos, emojis, and unsolicited sleep advice roll in. 💁♀️📱
