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Ooooh yes, let’s do this!
Because let’s be honest morning mom moods are a whole personality, and if you’ve ever opened a lunchbox to find yesterday’s sandwich still in there (oops) or attempted to drink coffee while someone climbs you like a jungle gym, you know exactly what I mean.
So grab that lukewarm coffee (because reheating it four times is just part of the ritual), and let’s find out:
1. The alarm goes off. You…
A) Snooze it so hard your phone ends up under the bed.
B) Get up, but only because someone is yelling, “MOMMMM! I NEED TO PEE!”
C) Are already halfway through your yoga flow and sipping lemon water (Teach us your ways).
D) Didn’t need an alarm—your toddler’s foot in your face did the honors.
2. Breakfast looks like…
A) A granola bar I found in the car. From last week.
B) A Pinterest-worthy spread… that the kids immediately reject.
C) Waffles, yogurt, and fruit! A well-oiled machine over here.
D) Goldfish crackers on the floor and someone screaming because you cut their banana “wrong.”
3. Your outfit today is best described as…
A) Whatever was on the floor and smells mostly clean.
B) Athleisure—but make it fashion (hello, matching sports bra!).
C) Fully dressed and accessorized. Real pants. Real shoes.
D) Pajamas with a hoodie because “school drop-off is not a fashion show.”
4. The school drop-off line makes you feel…
A) Like I’m in a high-stakes NASCAR pit stop.
B) Meh. I’m still brushing someone’s hair while the car’s moving.
C) Peaceful. It’s my moment of zen.
D) Personally victimized by whoever designed that car loop system.
5. You hear, “MOMMMMM!!!” from the other room. Your first thought?
A) Please no. Not yet.
B) What now?
C) I’m coming, sweetie!
D) I need a coffee IV. Stat.
🌞 Tally Your Answers!
Mostly A’s: The Zombie Mama
You’re functioning on fumes and forgotten snacks. But hey—you’re vertical, and that counts. Be kind to yourself and maybe double up on that caffeine.
Mostly B’s: The Scrambler
You’re juggling flaming swords while wearing a baby and packing lunches. It’s chaotic, but you make it look semi-functional. Gold star!
Mostly C’s: The Morning Unicorn
Who are you and how can we bottle your energy?! Your mornings are magical and mysterious. We’re both in awe and slightly suspicious.
Mostly D’s: The Survivalist
You’ve seen some stuff. Mornings are a battlefield, and you’re leading the charge in Crocs and a messy bun. Respect, warrior mom.
💛 Final Thoughts:
No matter what mood you’re rocking in the a.m., just know this: you’re doing great. Whether you crushed it before sunrise or dragged yourself across the starting line, you showed up—and that’s what counts.
Now go heat that coffee for the fifth time. Or don’t. Cold coffee builds character.
