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Motherhood is a whole vibe.
Some days we’re serene queens channeling inner peace with a toddler glued to one leg, and other days we’re basically caffeine-fueled cruise directors herding feral cats.
So, which mom energy are YOU rocking right now?
Grab a pen, your cold coffee, or a crayon (hey, I know what’s in your purse) and keep track of your answers!
1. It’s 7 a.m. and chaos has already erupted. Your first move?
A) Light a candle, take a deep breath, and whisper, “Namaste, tiny beasts.”
B) Throw granola bars at the children like a zookeeper at feeding time.
2. Your toddler just dumped an entire box of cereal on the floor. You…
A) Gently explain why we don’t do that, then vacuum while humming spa music.
B) Laugh maniacally and add “make it rain Cheerios” to their circus act résumé.
3. The carpool line is running late and everyone forgot something.
A) “It’s all good. We’ll get there when we get there.” (You even packed backup shoes!)
B) You’re driving with one hand, tossing lunch boxes with the other, and yelling “USE YOUR TEETH TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR!”
4. Dinner tonight looks like:
A) A wholesome, Pinterest-worthy spread (that at least one child will still refuse to eat).
B) A smorgasbord of snacks, dino nuggets, and leftover birthday cake. And you’re not even mad about it.
5. Your go-to mantra these days?
A) “This too shall pass. Breathe in calm, breathe out chaos.”
B) “Is it bedtime yet? No? Then snack time again it is.”
Results:
Mostly A’s: Zen Goddess Mom
You radiate calm, even when you’re wiping boogers off your yoga pants. You’re the eye of the storm, the peaceful paddleboarder in a sea of Goldfish crackers. Moms like you remind us it’s okay to slow down and take a deep breath—even when someone’s crying because their banana is “too banana-y.”
Your Mom Vibe: Lavender oil and laser focus.
Your Superpower: Staying calm even when someone pees in the laundry basket.
Mostly B’s: Snack-Fueled Tornado Mom
You’re a whirlwind of hugs, spills, snacks, and semi-organized chaos—and we love you for it. You’re hilarious, resourceful, and keeping everyone alive with duct tape, granola bars, and raw determination.
Your Mom Vibe: Coffee, crumbs, and pure unfiltered love.
Your Superpower: Making magic out of mayhem (and never showing up empty-handed… even if it’s just fruit snacks).
A Tie?
You’re the glorious, unpredictable hybrid—The Calm-in-the-Chaos Queen. One minute you’re meditating in the pantry, the next you’re using a diaper as a makeshift car seat cover. Basically, you’re nailing this motherhood thing your way.
No matter your mom vibe—zen, wild, or a little bit of both—you’re doing amazing. The kids are fed, (mostly) clothed, and you’re still standing. So go ahead, take a bow… or at least sneak a snack in the bathroom. 💪🍫
